How Low Can You Go?

Favorite Color: "Hoovooloo,which is a superintelligent shade of the color blue, according to the late great Douglas Adams."
Turn Ons: Music, recumbent cycling and music and microbrewed beer (not the crap that Kurty drinks) and Ipods on 'shuffle' mode.
Turn Offs: Small minds and muddy-toned Bass Amplifiers
Equipment: "Eden 'Nemesis' 4X10 250w combo amp, 1972 lefty Jazz, 1974 lefty P-Bass and a 2000 lefty Ibanez 5-string bass. Life is indeed good."
Goals: Moving to Kauai'i and finding a small, black volcanic stone that will be my friend.

Vital Stats

Born: To Be Wild
Sign: Sign. everywhere a sign
Waist Size: Nuclear
Hat Size: Adjustable
Preferred Gas: Classical
Oil: Linseed or Cod liver, take your pick
Favorite Socket Size: 120v 15 amp
Best job before Free Beer: Cat Wrangler. "Did you know that there is more than one way to skin Schrodenger's Cat? Well, probably, depending on quantum. "
Favorite Math Problem: "How many's a Brazilian?" I love that punch-line!
Song that puts me in the "mood": Voooooo-lar-ray, Whoa-oh! Khan-tar-eh, whoa-oh-ho-ho!
What nobody knows about me: I never, ever...well, you know. Plus, the King is a fink. Totally.