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Favorite
Color: Navy Blue
Turn Ons: Fu Wah's #24 sauce (it's like crack!), Sala
Thai, White Castle, WHISKEY!
Turn Offs: Gas Prices, The sudden closing of Fu Wah (if
anyone knows what happened, please e-mail me! Must ... Find
... #24 Sauce), 8 hot dogs but only 10 buns.
Equipment: An Original 1638 Fender Harpsichord, yellow
tambourine,
Goals: To be the best guitarist ever. Sing better
than Pavoratti and to someday settle down, marry Kurt's ex-wife
Christina Aguilara and make her promise to never sing that damn
Genie in the bottle song around me. Ever.
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Born: 1984
Sign: Virgo
Waist Size: 14
Hat Size: 14
Preferred Gasoline: I buy my gas from a small mail
order refinery out of Canada.
Oil: Mazola Corn Oil
Favorite Socket Size: 9-13. Your basic Sock size.
Best job before Free Beer: Tour guide
for famous people of Capac, Michigan bus tour
Favorite Math Problem: You have 5 apples. You
take away 3, how many do you have?
Song that puts me in the "mood": Kung Foo
Fighting - Carl Lewis
What nobody knows about me: "That I once stole a
car from Kurt's work and made Kurt think that he stole
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