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Favorite Color:
It's not in the visible spectrum. But when I describe it to
people, they think that it's Blue-ish.
Turn Ons: Hockey, beer, a reasonably priced chicken salad
sandwich, and … I love it when you unwrap a Bit-O-Honey candy bar
and none of that icky wax paper sticks to it.
Turn Offs: Liver, webbed feet, counterfeit Rolexes, living
within my means, and … that strange reoccurring dream I keep
having where I'm shopping at the Oakland Mall and I suddenly realize
that not only is nothing on sale, but I'm naked and no one seems to
notice … Oh, and people who pick their teeth with the mail.
Equipment: I have drums … I hit them … They are loud.
Goals: To be the very best that I can be … until I finally
realize that even my very best totally sucks and I spend the rest of
my meager, insignificant existence in misery and uncertainty,
wandering the earth like Caine in Kung Foo. Oh, and to learn to tap
dance
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Born: To
be mild.
Sign: Gemini …
which from what I've read means I'm fun at parties, I have two
distinctly different personalities and I love a good drink … How
bout you?
Waist Size: Let
me just loosen my belt and check … Oh my God !!!
Hat Size: I don't
wear hats because they hide the fact that I'm losing my hair and
everyone knows chicks dig that.
Preferred Gasoline: Cheap.
Oil: I prefer
chocolate orgy butter in the convenient self-dispensing, 5-gallon
drum.
Favorite Socket Size: Socket
2 me.
Favorite saying: There's
a lot of things I won't eat … but I'll lick just about anything.
Best job before Free Beer: Bob's
Job.
Favorite Math Problem: 4
musician plus one drummer equals 4 musicians.
Song that puts me in
the "mood": "Black
Betty" by the Ram Jam Band. I'm their biggest fan. I eat green
eggs and ham when I listen to the Ram Jam Band man.
View of the Band: I
definitely think Free Beer has the potential to expand. And then, of
course, contract in the winter when it's cold.
What nobody knows
about me: That I was
in the back seat of the car that Kurt Stole from work with Jim and
Scott's wives when he took it. After Kurt bought a 40 ounce Pabst
Blue Ribbon, we totally partied. |
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