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The Detroit News Declares Free Beer the Best Band in Michigan in 2007! Cards for the Sock Monkey's Birthday!
The Detroit News Declares Free Beer the Second Best Band in Michigan in 2006! Get the Free Beer Roster ...
Who Are These Guys?
UPDATED SONG LIST!
with New Color Coding!

Free Beer Photo Home page !

Dewey says we need to update it, so we're bringing cameras to the show!


Neil Rubin's Detroit News Article about Free Beer!!

 

Why is Beer so Great?

Read some of the greatest quotes about BEER!

Previous Bass Player Jeff gets stopped at the Canadian Border without the correct ID.  Does he get the "Rubber Glove"?  Find out HERE

Wannabe?  Wanna be in your own band?  Click here and create your own version of Free Beer so you can 

ROCK HARD!

Think you are an expert on Beer?  Take this Chilling test to see how you do without the LABEL!

CORPORATE TAKEOVER!

FreeBeerAndChicken!

Cliff Clavin explains

The Buffalo Theory!

Pardon Me Officer, 

While I Finish My Beer

Just Ask Free Beer Advise page! 

Subjects... Junk Mail   Exercise

Kevin attends his first Black Tie affair and finds THE RAMONES!
They're putting 
Warning Labels on Beer!
Take a preview of what's to come!
A Free Beer Troubleshooting Guide.
Jeff's review of the Slash's snakeroot / Billy Idol concert  The Free Beer Prayer
Said just before every Free Beer concert, with your beer raised in reverence.
An e-mail from ex-bass player Paul Sevigny, on the road with the Democratic Campaign.  Click here to read about his encounter with 
Melissa Ethridge!
Find out the history of Lead Singer Kurt Schwartz in the Charles "Clovis" Cribbs Files
Kurt with a REALLY BIG FISH Free Beer fan Mark Hofer creates sculptures of Free Beer members that look suspiciously like the Fab Four!
The Oakland Press Article 
about Free Beer
Written by Gary Graff, 2/13/00
The Legend of St. Ramona
(a response from Greg St. James to St. Labatt's Day)
The Metro Times Free Beer Band listing ... wait'll you see it!! An institutional ad for Free Beer
that ran in the Metro Times

Our first drummer Kevin and his wife Kristin bought the "money pit" in Jacksonville.

Hear it from Kevin!

The Sock Monkey's Dad's Bumper Sticker

 

Free Beer in History
Known in among audiophiles as "Detroit's Most Persistent Band," Free Beer has been kicking around the Detroit music scene since the fall of 1947.

Originally formed as a baroque jazz trio, the current members acquired the franchise rights in 1993. After the customary incubation period, we began to annoy our friends and
families with a unique blend of "three chord dumb guy rock" and "four chord dumb guy show tunes".

Some projects include...

The America the Beautiful Show
An entire set of music with the word America in the title or lyrics
TV Night
An evening paying homage to the Television.  Your favorite theme songs, and if you're really good, we'll make popcorn before bed.
Porn-Oh!
An evening of wah-wah, saxophone and the "money shot".  Free Beer plays the best of the porn film soundtracks.
Jesus Christ Superstar
Free Beer performs the entire cast recording to Andrew Lloyd Webber's smash Broadway musical.

 

Where We Play
Hermann's Olde Town Grill  in Plymouth
The New Way Bar 
in Ferndale
John Cowley and Sons in Farmington

The Library Pub in Novi

Boulders in Plymouth

The Lakepointe Yacht Club in Livonia
Scalici's Underground Lounge in Allen Park
The Berkley Front in ... uh ...
Private Parties
 

Who Are We?
Click here for a tour of the Free Beer Staff!

Free Beer is:


The Three Stooges
Three members have been "of Beer" since the beginning.  Scott and Jim are veterans of Detroit Radio with over 10 years between WRIF and 89X. Scott went on to 92.1 The Edge in Lansing, Jim moved on to the Planet 96. 3. Kurt was a member of the WRIF and 89X Softball and Bowling teams.  Scott now works at MindShare advertising, Jim's been at the Metro Times, WNIC and now Issue Media Group and Kurt for Daimler Chrysler.  The two other original members were Paul Sevigny on Bass and Kevin Yonker on Drums.  Paul worked with Jim and Scott at 89X.  Kevin and Kurt were in a previous band together and grew up together. Kevin also played with the Riff softball and subbed on the 89X Bowling team once.

The Replacements
Bass Players
Our original Bass player was Paul Sevigny.  Paul moved to Washington DC to follow his budding political career in 1999.  

Paul was replaced by Marty Beem who worked with Kurt and filled in when Paul could not make some shows.  Unfortunately after only two gigs, Marty decided to get married (we found the marriage over band choice curious, but it was what Marty wanted to do!).  

The next bass installment was Tom Conway .  He works with Kurt at Daimler Chrysler and overheard the "bass player" discussion and introduced himself.  But he tired quickly of Free Beer's extensive touring schedule and he called it quits.  

So now on to Bass Player #4, Jeff Brookmyer TJ found him, so that's a pretty good recommendation right there!  When he first tried out for the band, we asked him for his home phone number, but since he wasn't really living anywhere he didn't have one.  He works at Roush Racing and drives a pretty cool Mustang, but when he carries his equipment, it leaves nowhere to pick up chicks.  Not a big problem with Free Beer!  He has a place so now if he could just get the chicks home ....
Jeff started a new band, Two Hour Limit ... and the amount of time spent between pickin' up chicks, workin' and practicin' with two bands meant something had to give.  He gave us plenty of time to find....

Bass Player #5.  Duane Larkin answered the impromptu ad for a bass player in the article written in the Detroit News by Neil Rubin.  He's a lefty, and (Jeff says) one of the best bass players around.  How does he fit in with us?  Let's find out!!

Drummers
The original Drummer was Kevin Yonker , who departed back in 1997.  He left to find a better climate and found it in Norfolk, VA.  Why does Free Beer scare their members to the mid Atlantic?  We don't know.   

Kevin was replaced by John Monpetit who moved in next door to Scott and was trying to sneak his drums in.  He was busted, and recruited as drummer 2 for Free Beer.  

John was replaced in 1998 by Mitch Kozera who was part owner of Lemon Jellow studios where Free Beer recorded its only album "Nutcracker".  He became drummer 3.  In 1999 he decided to concentrate on his other band, named Safe As Milk at the time, now called Sugar Daddy .  

That's when we found T.J. Collica (or he found us) through an ad in the Metro Times! T.J. fit right in and was the organizational force behind the band for two and a half years.  As a matter of fact, we think the lack of organization might have gotten to him a little bit, so to ensure that he was organized, he left us to start his own band, the Granddaddies, and that brings us to drummer #5. 

Thanks to Jeff's great memory, he recalled a really great drummer he had once gigged with ... he only knew him as Big Bad Bob. (Funny thing, he's not that big.  I've heard him play, he is certainly not bad. Being named Robert does qualify him as a Bob, 1 outta 3 ain't bad Jeff!). Big Bad Bob is Robert Espinoza. His background is jazz, but he certainly likes to rock. He has been semi retired as a drummer, playing only once a year with a full-on Tower of Power type band with Horns and all. They call him up like the Blues Brothers, on a mission from god, and get the band back together every 12 months. He was glad to help us out and was a quick study of the Free Beer set list. (If you know the set list, you realize this is not that difficult, but we are still proud of Bob's accomplishment).

Unfortunately, the story does not end there.  Bob could not work our extensive touring schedule into his family schedule.  This required us to dig DEEP into our memories.  Jim and Scott recalled a drummer from a funk band who also played along on some of the radio stations gig back at WRIF in the early eighties.  The legend of Perry Stockbridge was etched in the memories of Motor City rock fans, alot like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the first Police gig at Bookies in 1977 when 7 people attended, but over 1000 people I have spoken to claim to have been there.  Everyone has heard of him, no one knew where he was now.  One thing for sure, he had not been on stage since about 1985.  We put the word out that we were looking for him.  "We're on a mission from god" we said.  Then one day, like a miracle Perry Stockbridge shows up with a snare, some sticks and a high hat.  Within a few moments we were showing him the beats of the Elvises (Presley and Costello), he was bustin' our chops with Tower Of Power and James Brown.  Somewhere between the two, you will find the latest incarnation of Free Beer.  That's why he is now drummer Number 6.  

There are no musical qualifications to speak of. So we won't.

Free Beer Song List

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