but sometimes it is important to remember why we are here.

We are here .... for THE BEER!

Subject: Evils of Drink?  (submitted by Sue Kline)

Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. 

If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work, 

and their dreams would be shattered. 

Then I say to myself, 

It is better that I drink this beer 

and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver.

--Jack Handy
 
I feel sorry for people who don't drink (beer). 

When they wake up in the morning, 

that's as good as they're going to feel all day. 

--Frank Sinatra
 
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools. 

--Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, 

I gave up reading. 

--Henny Youngman
 
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
 
--Stephen Wright
 
When we drink, we get drunk. 

When we get drunk, we fall asleep. 

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. 

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
 
 Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! 

-- Brian O'Rourke
 
Beer is proof that God loves us 

and wants us to be happy. 

--Benjamin Franklin


Without question, the greatest invention 

in the history of mankind is beer. 

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, 

but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
 
--Dave Barry
 
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

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