JEFF BROOKMYER
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Favorite Color: "Blue. Fuck, that's a jam of a color, ain't it? Dude, did you know that Yellow and Blue make green? It totally does."
Turn Ons: I once shot a moose in upstate New York....
Turn Offs: Small Bass Amplifiers
Equipment: "I built an entire car around a bass amp. It's a low rider"
Goals: If I get pulled over one more time and strip searched on the side of the road, I swear, I'm gonna get really mad.
Turn Ons: I once shot a moose in upstate New York....
Turn Offs: Small Bass Amplifiers
Equipment: "I built an entire car around a bass amp. It's a low rider"
Goals: If I get pulled over one more time and strip searched on the side of the road, I swear, I'm gonna get really mad.
VITAL STATS
Born: Free
Sign: Sign. everywhere a sign
Waist Size: Gate
Hat Size: Adjustable
Preferred Gas: Argon
Oil: 3 in 1
Favorite Socket Size: 120v 15 amp
Best job before Free Beer: Cat Skinner. "Did you know that there is more than one way to skin a cat?"
Favorite Math Problem: If 6 were 9.
Song that puts me in the "mood": April Wine - Just Between You and Me
What nobody knows about me: I stole the damn car.
Sign: Sign. everywhere a sign
Waist Size: Gate
Hat Size: Adjustable
Preferred Gas: Argon
Oil: 3 in 1
Favorite Socket Size: 120v 15 amp
Best job before Free Beer: Cat Skinner. "Did you know that there is more than one way to skin a cat?"
Favorite Math Problem: If 6 were 9.
Song that puts me in the "mood": April Wine - Just Between You and Me
What nobody knows about me: I stole the damn car.